This little snack bar sits nestled between the health and beauty department and the front cashiers at Army and Navy. You can choose to take your hot dog or egg salad sandwich to go, or sit at one of the orange plastic chairs and linger over your meal. You get to people watch: see the vagrants and crack-addicted clientele make their purchases on Welfare Day, or simply enjoy the entertainment as security wrestles a shirtless native to the ground. Portions are generous and likely past date, a selection of sodas on tap. Stunning, I will be back again and again.

I was in the mood for Greek one night and decided to get takeout from Simpatico. Ordered a spanikapita dinner and pita and tzatziki. It came to about $17. Everything was sub par. First of all, it came with one piece of spanikapita, while most Greek restaurants for that price or less give you two. If it tasted really good I wouldn't care, but it was just ok. The worst part was the tzatiki - it was bland and not at all what I expected, plus there was about a tablespoon for the whole meal. The potatoes were wet and salty. The Greek salad was good, but how hard is it to make Greek salad. Next time I'll just go to Stepho's or Maria's for takeout.

I've been here twice for the all you can eat buffet. Super cheap -I think it's around $10 for vegetarian. Lots of stuff to choose from, there are twenty something dishes I think. Very hearty and delicious. I will definitely return here.

I've been here twice and both times have been disappointed. The first time, I started with the caesar salad and then the salmon, both which were just average. The presentation of the salmon left a lot to be desired. The second time, I just ordered the mussels which were in a totally flavorless broth. For the price you pay, I'd rather go somewhere else.

I found this place just okay. The service is a bit snobby, maybe because we aren't East Indian? I ordered the curry with Indian cheese and peas (I forget the name) but for the price I thought it was just average. The plus is they bring you this delicious bread before your meal. So good. I might return here.

Two Parrots is great for after drinking greasy food: lots of stuff like zucchini strips, deep fried prawns...but for a regular dinner not so much. I've also been here for brunch and it was average. I ordered an omelette once that was good, but then I tried the eggs benedict and the sauce was almost fluorescent and tasted kind of weird and citrusy. I think I will stick to this place when I'm drunk.

I tried this restaurant a few times and will never go there again. On my first takeout order they forgot the tzatziki, which I didn't realize until I got home. I went all the way back, was charged for it...okay, fine. The next time I called and ordered the spanokapita dinner, was given the appetizer instead. When I called the restaurant to complain the server argued with me "No, you ordered the spanokipita appetizer". When I finally asked to speak to the manager, he said "He's not here," which soon turned into "I'm his son, so I deal with things when he's not here." No offer to make things right, no apology...I won't be returning, especially since the food has been just so-so.