We went to Bert's for breakfast.
My dh ordered the Club Breakfast which consisted of 2 pancakes, sausages, eggs and toast with coffee. I ordered the Vegetarian Omelet which came with hash browns, toast and coffee. Standard breakfast fare and not much you can do wrong with it, right? Wrong.
My entire plate seemed to suffer from split-personality disorder. Half of my omelet was completely bland and tasteless and the other half was over-salted. It seemed like the cook forgot to stir the omelet after adding the salt. My hashbrowns suffered a similar fate; half was okay and the other half icy cold -- as if they forgot to cook it and it just came out of the fridge.
In dh's case, he said his pancakes were bland and tasteless. How can a pancake be tasteless?
The service was so bad, it was almost comical. The waitress was having a hard time remembering things. She took our order then said, "I'll be right back with your coffee and juice". After several trips past our table and no beverages in sight, we flagged her down and asked about our drinks. She came back with the coffee and said, "I'll be right back with the orange juice". We waited and waited. No juice came.
Finally, when she delivered our meals, we inquired about the juice. She apologized and said she'd get it right away, and that "the toast will be right up". She came back with the juice, but no toast. We waited and waited some more.
We flagged her down again and inquired about the toast. She apologized again and said something about the guys in back not ringing her or something (but shouldn't she check if it's not out?). Anyways, she came back with one order of toast and said the other one would take a few more minutes. At that point, we said never mind and not to bother.
The waitress was friendly enough. It wasn't busy and she seemed quite experienced. No real reason to be that forgetful.
In summary: bad food, bad service. We won't be back.